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New Book Release:

Who Are You Calling Vermin?

Pam Ayres brings her characteristic charm and wit to this beautifully illustrated (by Joel Stewart), poetic satire on country life.

The official website of writer, broadcaster and entertainer Pam Ayres. Featuring official poems, news, tour dates, books, DVDs and everything you ever wanted to know about Pam…

About Pam

Pam Ayres has been a writer, broadcaster, and entertainer for over 40 years, and is one of the few authors who has had books in the Sunday Times bestseller charts in almost every decade since the 1970s.

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Read some of Pam’s popular poems including They Should Have Asked My Husband, Down The Line, Yes I’ll Marry You My Dear and Woodland Burial.

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Tour Dates

See the Tour Dates section for details of Pam’s live Concert Dates during 2022.  More dates will be added as they are confirmed.

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Latest News

Peter Pan – A New Musical

The Sub Rooms, Stroud, Gloucestershire Saturday 22 October 2022 - 6:30 pm - 8:30 pm Peter Pan – A New Musical One of the highlights of the Stroud Arts Festival in 2022 is the first performance of a new musical based on the enchanting story of the boy who never grew up – Peter Pan!... Read more

Pam’s Tour Dates

See Pam’s UK Theatre dates 

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