Pam Ayres

New Book:

Who Are You Calling Vermin?

Pam Ayres brings her characteristic charm and wit to this beautifully illustrated (by Joel Stewart), poetic satire on country life.

The official website of writer, broadcaster and entertainer Pam Ayres.  Featuring official poems, news, tour dates, books, DVDs and everything you ever wanted to know about Pam…..

About Pam

Pam Ayres has been a writer, broadcaster, and entertainer for over 40 years, and is one of the few authors who has had books in the Sunday Times bestseller charts in almost every decade since the 1970s.

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Read some of Pam’s popular poems including They Should Have Asked My Husband, Down The Line, Yes I’ll Marry You My Dear and Woodland Burial.

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Pam Ayres with Dog

Tour Dates

See the Tour Dates section for details of Pam’s live Concert Dates during 2024.  More dates will be added as they are confirmed.

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Pam Ayres on Stage

Pam Ayres and the Piggo Stories

Some 30+ years ago Pam wrote a series of 16 Children’s stories about a little pig called Piggo, who lived on a Farm, at a Stately Home Visitor Attraction.  The stories were published by BBC Books, who also made a simple stop-frame animated version for BBC TV’s ”Playdays” programme.   They were very popular, and even now Pam often gets requests from today’s parents asking if the stories are still available.  Well they are now on Pam’s new YouTube Channel.

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Latest News

Who are you calling Vermin?

Pam’s book WHO ARE YOU CALLING VERMIN?, published in hardback by Ebury in September 2022, is currently being developed as a Theatre Musical, with music composed by BAFTA, EMMY, and NOVELLO award-winning composer GEORGE FENTON.    In this lyrical satire, Pam Ayres, a country dweller all her life, highlights the undercurrents simmering beyond the patchwork of... Read more

Pam’s Tour Dates

See Pam’s UK Theatre dates 

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